Have you ever been amazed at how spectacularly bad and off-target one's assumptions can be ? ...
Adventures in Dorm of Gentlemen...
Wednesday, March 17, 2010Posted by Senator at 11:36 PM 1 comments
The 8:43 am Effect...
Monday, March 15, 2010Oh well...
Posted by Senator at 2:00 PM 0 comments
amreeekaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Saturday, September 5, 2009Just landed in the land of opportunities...
so much to share ..
Looking at the rigor of the american MBA systems, right now I'm feeling woefully inadequate with the training and the education I have recieved over the last one year at WIMWI..
But I will only write more abt my experiences if I get more than 7 replies to this post..
I have a sneeky feeling that I may be the only one reading my own posts..
hmmm.....
Posted by Senator at 11:20 PM 1 comments
Coldcalled on SuVar
Tuesday, August 4, 2009Its exam time here at WIMWI...
but not for the beloved tuchhas.. its exam time for the Facchas..
There is a long-standing ritual that's followed at WIMWI..
A few dorms still actively participate in it..
All the 15-20 dorm seniors from a particular dorm will get together and scream the almost national slogan of WIMWI- 3 words.. but it one that reverberates right thru the spines of the innocent facchas..
its "MUGGO FACCHO MUGGO"....
There are several such instances like these... but none of these compare to the absurdities one gets to witness in the classrooms...
Our classrooms are designed amphitheatre style.. with name-tags in front of the students..
Now these name-tags are easily amenable to folding and twisting leading to complete mutilation of the original names..
Thus,
an Arvind Kumar Meena becomes a KaMeena or
or a Reena L. Deepak becomes a ReeL. Deep ... you get the drift..
Now imagine the plight of the professors who are into cold calling... Cold calling is the ultimate weapon used against the poor students who didn't get time off from watching movies or playing the latest Empire series....
Thus, the other day, a Prof. was holding fort on the virtues of Open economic transactions when he coldcalled SuVar ( Sumeet Varma) on a question...
The fun gets multiplied simply because poor li'l Sumeet Varma has positively no clue that some pranskster has twisted his name to SuVar... thus, the class is laughing at SuVar while SuVar has no clue whats going on and joins the laughter ... leading to more laughter from the class.. until some kind soul sitting ahead of the Sumeet points out the unfortunate-ness thats been inflicted on him ... getting Cold Called on SuVar..
Sometimes, the profs are not spared either.. Prof. Asha wants to say good work to Rahul Shah .. but ends up saying "good work ASha".... leading to absolute discomfort for the Prof and an expression of dismay on Rahul's face...
Such is life.... What's in a name ? ... well, quite a lot... sometimes...
Posted by Senator at 1:44 AM 0 comments
Drivers, ReStrat your engines...
Thursday, July 9, 2009Yes.. Yes... Mea Culpa...
Guilty as charged...
For not talking about Chaos 2009 when Pandit Hariprasad Chaurasia was inspired by Ol'Groucho boy - somewhere along the lines of having perfect evenings before but this not being one of them...
What a co-incidence - the crowd felt the same... Talk about being one with the audience...
For not talking about the summers at the world's biggest FMCG company...where all that Kotler spoke about was actually practised.... where women actually decide which Gilette is the best fit for you...
For not talking about the life that went by in between ....It's been the end of an eventful year... so much to learn ... so many times I've felt handicapped because what I learnt was not enough... for the innumerable times you see that glint in the eyes of people when you talk about your college...
For not talking about the most innovative abuses hurled on LKP when you drop a sitter while playing frisbee....
Well.. all is not lost.... The Fachhas are here... The breeze is lovely... The Fraudness is rampant...
The Sloth returns...
Posted by Senator at 11:06 AM 0 comments
How many times ... ?
Saturday, February 14, 2009At WIMWI...
How many times have you promised to study more regularly once these exams got over ?
How many times have you wished you had studied before ? If only to appreciate the subject better ...
How many times have you made timetables and then forgotten all about it and had fun instead ?
How many times have you felt guilty afterwards ?
How many times have you liked a song so much that it keeps playing in your head while you are trying to appear for an exam ?
How many times have you fallen in love with someone you can't be with ?
How many times have you wished that you could become slimmer ?
How many times have you wished that you could be somewhere else ... Anywhere but in the boring lecture at 8.45 in the morning ?
How many times have you wished you could be better at sports or at dancing ? ...
....And they said that life got easier once you got in here !!!
Posted by Senator at 5:36 AM 2 comments
A Question of Faith
Monday, February 9, 2009There is this itch... gnawing at us... this quiet restlessness...
This itch .... this insatiable feeling that life has more to it...
This irritating feeling that there is more to me than writing code or talking to clients...
This urge to make things happen...it gets difficult to live with Status Quo ...
Everyday, you will read stories in awe of IIM A students and Faculty diving into untested waters... Why do we do this ? ....
They say, sometimes the flapping of a butterfly's wings can create rainstorms halfway across the world..Sometimes, the things we do at IIM A scare us... but if we don't flap our wings, how will we move ahead ? ...
The placement sessions are starting...The eyes of the world ... students from every nook and corner of the country... the best talent of the country is watching us....
Everything that has meant anything finally culminates in these few hours of destiny....
and that is exactly how a nation of young students gets duped ... simply cos this is not the end...
this is the beginning....just a door.. a platform...an opportunity...
I know that there are debts to pay off...I understand that feeling of being left in the lurch..
The world is watching us...the media will slam us... HRD ministries will try to stifle us... but I know this - Falling down is not defeat, staying down is...I only have the rhetorics...not the answers...
In time, we will know who stood up... and who gave up... To the victor go the spoils....
Ultimately, all that separates those who stood out from others is their absolute faith in themselves..it is a question of faith and the power to ask yourself, when no one else is watching - "WHAT'S AHEAD ?"....
Posted by Senator at 10:08 AM 0 comments